FINALLY!

I CAN BREATHE!!!!!!!!!

when chris went to pick up dinner last night he brought me some Afrin nasal spray - he said it had always worked for him. i was a bit hesitant - spraying something up a nose that wouldn't let oxygn pass hardly seemed like a solution. that and spraying anything up my nose has never really appealed to me. but i did it. it was really cold and uncomfortable at first but then....then.....HEAVEN! pure bliss. the gateways to heaven opened and i could breathe! it was - just like the cartoon* above says - more awesome than i could have ever imagined!

still feel like crap - but hey - i can breathe!

*i've posted a number of these cartoons and just found out there are from this lady :)

it had to be said again....

i know i posted this picture less than 8 hours ago but it has to be posted again - becuase it's doubley true. i can't breathe and it's pissing me off!

i went to target. i got tylenol rapid release gels - multi cold symptom. i got just a plain nasal decongestant. i took both. notta. nothing. zilch. zero. zip. jack shit. i would give anything - i would smile just to have a queasy stomach. jump for joy over my period woes. sing praises to the heavens above for this craptastic cough i have. just please please please please let me frickin' breathe through my nose!

i'm going to go take more meds. then i'm going to write both med companies and tell them what i think of their products and where they can shove them. hmph.