Monday, March 24, 2008

Letter To My Face

Dear Face,

I won't beat around the bush - I'll just come right out and ask it. Why do you hate me?

We had a rather lovely relationship during my adolescent years. Sure - we had a few arguements but for the most part it was smooth sailing. Other kids my age were battling pimples and zits up the ying-yang - but you were good to me. Now that I'm in my 20's though - the tides have turned. Those little arguements have turned into full on battles. Why?

The least you could do is show your anger on my forehead - I have bangs now - it wouldn't be a big deal. But instead you choose the area around my mouth. It hurts. And worst of all - this past week you gave me one in my nose. What could I have done to warrant such pain?

Hmph. I'll wait for your response. I hope we can patch things up. I'm tired of looking like a 14 year old. I hope you understand.

Sincerely yours,



KeLL said...

Doesn't it suck?!

Vibajiba said...

I don't think there is anything worse than one in your nose. Ouch!